Texas Family Harvest. Thank you.

[KratomConservative]

This is a thank you review for Texas Family Harvest! My favorite vendor I have ever had, by far, for many reasons.


First off, the quality of the kratom has more consistency than any other vendor I have ever dealt with.

You can tell the vet each batch, and ensure only the WORKING batches get sent out to us.

Sure, there are many batches I don't personally care for. But never anything bunk that I get rid of or don't use at all. All quality.

I used to like other vendors like Smiley Time, which is stroll great, but there is a lot of guess work to figure out what's great or not. Tough to find a hit. It's like you're just ordering random names, not knowing what the possible effects will be.



With TFH, I order 2 kilos at a time, 8 different batches.

I always have at least 2 of the 8 that are absolutely phenomenal for my tastes.




Shipping. TFH ships quickly. They get my orders out very quickly.


And get this... They have in multiple cases shipped my order out before I paid them!


Now, I had already paid them in previous orders, so they put their trust in me, which I told him I really appreciate. I like that kind of trust being sewn in our communities.




TFH is the only vendor I've had where I don't feel the need to go try other vendors leaf out. It works for months on end. Other vendors I'd witch aorund and rotate.






So, here are some of my favorites from TFH :

White Samarinda : very uplifting. Just feels good, and gives a fantastic mood boost. Not fast or slow. Intermediate for me. Great for work, cooking, cleaning, ect.



39 year wild red Bali: works wonders for pain. I had Shingles recently, and it was the best batch I had to combat the pain. It worked as good or better than Vicodin. Kratom saved my ass when I had shingles. My pain would go from an 8/10, down to a 4/10. Amazing.


Trying Red Samarinda now, and it seems similar to white Samarinda... Buy it, you won't be dissapointed.



If you can ever find Red Elephant Kali again, GET IT. Strongest stuff I've had in ages, unfortunately out of stock.


Green Sunda is a solid green. All around potent. Not a favorite, but consistently great for daily use.





Well, I know that wasn't a very intricate review, but just wanted to show some love for Texas Family Harvest. If you have the opportunity to become a member, I highly recommend it.



If you cannot become a member, I wouldn't mind perhaps finding ways to get you some of his leaf from me.


I hope all of you had a Merry Christmas, and have a Happy New Year!


Stay healthy, but more importantly, BE HAPPY! It's easy to be depressed with everything going on, but being unhappy is bad for your physical health.

Be happy! And if the lockdowns are making you too depressed, go on vacation or move to a state that is opened up, so you can get your mental health on point



Happiness is key in life.

[instantKARMA]

Nothing at all wrong with your review...succinct and to the point!

Never had a miss ordering from TFH. TFH excels in exceptional quality control and customer service

Every offering that you mentioned is top shelf! I'm especially fond of the Red Samarinda and Traditional
Red Dayak! If you haven't tried the Traditional Red Dayak, you should! It's excellent!

[Fallguy]

I agree wholeheartedly. My first time ordering from them Chris sent the product before i paid and didn't seem too concerned about the money. I think trustworthy people tend to be trusting.

[ybanurse247]

I’ve posted about the red elephant Kali myself. TFH is excellent and like you pretty much every strain I’ve acquired has been insanely good. When I’m having shitty burn days with everything else I turn to the red elephant Kali and it ALWAYS comes through. Really sad that it’s sold out. I’m also not a member either but I’ve done some testing for them which was really cool. Thanks for mentioning them, really all around great vendor!!

[onespeedstop]

Can't say they were all winners (in my TFH order) but I will say it always seems very clean and mild tasting, and I've never gotten the dreaded wobbles from their stuff. So while it doesn't hit the hardest (for me) I still give them 1 1/2 thumbs up for being very "clean", pretty consistent from batch to batch, and not overpriced.

[Dev785]

How can I order from Thf. I’d love to try there leaf

[MycatTimmy]

I feel the same way about TFH. They make up 90% of my collection. It’s the cleanest, most balanced Kratom I’ve ever had. If I had the funds I would buy one of everything they have.

[Mimi]

Kratomconservative is love to get some TFH from you

[GrannyJ62]

I loved your review a n d agree with everything you said lol now I need some of that red elephant kali lol,your right there's Nobody like TFH they are the gold standard by connoisseurs for connoisseurs.
I hope you've read gumbyke1 Behind the Scenes it shows and explains so much about our leaf its amazing the time and work he's put into it love me some TFH anyway every day.

[MycatTimmy]

Quick question, is the Red Elephant Kali different from the Red Kali ?

[RumRunner]

Quick question, is the Red Elephant Kali different from the Red Kali ?

Yes. They are 2 distinct strains.

[MycatTimmy]

Quick question, is the Red Elephant Kali different from the Red Kali ?

Yes. They are 2 distinct strains.

Thanks

[IndelibleDotInk]

I feel like TFH's kratom gives a clean (like you guys said) burn, sharp as a surgeon's scalpel and able to make distinct, smooth cuts and incisions.

There was an exception, the Classic White Maeng Da hit me like a brick to the head on one run. Still very clean feeling, but that burn beat me up before it relaxed into a great afternoon.

[Mgray]

When will they open up for orders?

[gumbyke1]

Thank you KratomConservative and EVERYONE else for your thoughtful comments.

Admittedly, it's hard to know how to respond gracefully to such kind words publically. For that reason, I dont reply to them with the frequency that would reflect my level of appreciation . However, you can bet that we read each and every one of them...not a single encouraging comment ever goes unnoticed. Angie and I both browse the forum and are always quick to share with each other whenever we find these "pick me ups" (sometimes we even save them for when we need some inspiration or reassurance).

The process we follow to curate our menu takes a lot of time. I think it's fair to say the process is a bit of an obsession for me - refreshing our survey data is the first thing I do when I wake up, and the last thing I do when I go to bed (along with about 20 times a day in between that). The beautiful thing about it though is that none of it feels like work - and threads like this are the reason why.

It just pumps me up when we receive an order from somebody who has shared some meaningful feedback.... a lot of the folks here in the forum fall into that bucket. There is just something really rewarding about serving people who you know genuinely appreciate your work. Thanks so much for giving us that.

[gumbyke1]

When will they open up for orders?

Thanks for your interest! Sorry for being so in the dark with a timeline. We had hoped to do an event around the holidays, but it just didnt pan out. We have been testing a TON of products over the past 2-3 months in preparation for the wet season - so it has kept us very busy.

Ideally, we would like to try and hold an event sometime in Q1. I think we should probably be able to announce something in the coming weeks. Thanks!

[Saramoon8868]

Great review. I am very happy with TFH also. My sister and I have been customers of theirs for over a year now with ZERO issues! You are right about that Red Elephant too!!!!

[FartBlaster]

TFH is stellar. I loved all the sumpur strains, those strains come from a family farm and TFH buys all their leaf, my favorite strain of all time was the first red sumpur.