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Marcussk
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Kratom Cookies Review

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I have taken kratom by capping them and taking capsules. I have used toss and wash, and I love making tea. But I had never eaten cookies made out of kratom, much less cookies that had no noticeable kratom flavor and actually tasted dangerously good. Dangerous cause you dont want to eat too many. Any ways here is my review

**Review of cookies from #Wot AnAtti2d**

Strain:Baik Bali 2017 Crushed leaf
Lot: NA- powderless kratom cookies
Vendor: MmmSpeciosa
Baker/seller: Wot AnAtti2d
Speed: slow
Dose: 2 cookies. Last dose of the day
Pain Relief: 8/10
Anxiety Relief: 8/10
Energy: 0/10
Sedation: 9/10
Euphoria: 8/10
Legs: 4 hours

Description: this is the first time I have eaten kratom in a baked form, and I was definitely sceptical. First off the cookies taste fantastic, so be careful not to eat too many because they are also super strong. The cookies have a slight lemon flavor. These cookies are a slow strain and have a pretty slow onset. It took about an hour for the effects to really get going. At first they were just kind of relaxing. But by the hour mark they got incredibly warm, great pain relief and a powerful heady euphoria. After that they were pretty sedating. By the 2 to 3 hour mark, at this point it was difficult to keep track of time, I was nodding off. I was completely out 4 hours after eating the cookies and slept like I was in a coma.

Overall rating: 5/5 stars.
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Re: Kratom Cookies Review

Post by BobDylanKratom »

I’ll chime in on Wot’s K-cookies too, as I’m on my last cookie from a batch I got about a week and a half ago. Mine were made with some of Fused Flora’s leaf (I don’t know which strain) so I was really looking forward to them as I think FF consistently has great leaf. And yes, they are strong and really delicious! It’s hard not to want to eat the whole dozen at once, but don’t. They may be small in size but there’s no mistaking the feeling. Mine felt mid-low and the onset was as described above. The first cookie provided the biggest bang for me. I limited myself to one cookie per day. I think Wot told me there was approximately 3g of leaf per cookie, but because it’s made with kratom tea (another Wot specialty) there's no powder in the cookies that could give them a weird consistency. Great guy, great cookies and a completely different way to experience the benefits of this magical leaf.
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How do I obtain these mystical cookies? or a recipe.
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I’ve seen him talk about them on MeWe, then I just messaged him. Not sure when he plans to make more, but I would buy them again.
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I'm had these cookies many times from Wot, whether it's the root beer MmmSpec baik bali blue lotus, the lemon FF green maeng da, or the vanilla Wot red bali, each have been a delight. Each has had effects that one would expect from each of the strains they were made from and easy to consume on the go. They last about 10-12 days before staleness, at least from what I've experienced, and come well packaged.
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How do you go about ordering some ? I looked for a vendor page on MeWe for him but couldn’t find anything. MeWe search just found his name on Heavenleafs site
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I bought a dozen and passed them out to the crew!
best money I've spent all year for sure
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MycatTimmy wrote:How do you go about ordering some ? I looked for a vendor page on MeWe for him but couldn’t find anything. MeWe search just found his name on Heavenleafs site
Pm him on mewe. I don't think he has a vendor page or advertises or anything, he's a true "backpacker" as ballz would say
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Thanks Damen ck. I’ll try that
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Damen ck wrote:
MycatTimmy wrote:How do you go about ordering some ? I looked for a vendor page on MeWe for him but couldn’t find anything. MeWe search just found his name on Heavenleafs site
Pm him on mewe. I don't think he has a vendor page or advertises or anything, he's a true "backpacker" as ballz would say
He has a vendor page/room, but feel free to come into mine and chat with him if you can’t find his.
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Thanks Fused appreciate it
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Damen ck wrote: he's a true "backpacker" as ballz would say
haha well he's also BANNED from Double MM, trolling and attempting to sell adulterated products here, iirc ?? :roll:

then someone (NOT me) posted on MeWe last year, about O-desmethyltramadol spiked products being sold ? :|

Personally I'm only interested in REAL Kratom. Powder or crushed leaf... NO juices, shots, liquids, or cookies... You guys wanna sell drugs in Trading Post, you'll have to contact E. for permission I guess? Hell I don't even mess with Caps :ugeek: http://kratompowders.org/krypton-kratom-capsules/
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fusedflora wrote:He has a vendor page/room, but feel free to come into mine and chat with him if you can’t find his.
Fused Flora has setup a MeWe Group now? what is your association with Wot and his "vendor" group there?

Double MM dropped the MM MeWe group, last year, because of some activity happening there I guess? maybe E. could explain further
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