Haha, I know right that is the first time I have ever got such a well packaged and vacuum sealed product. Its great though because ot gives me confidence that it will stay fresh for a long time left unopenedherbalhippie wrote:My TFH order came a day early, I got ZERO text notifications I signed up for and it's been sitting in my mailbox for 6 hours. On a busy road in a town with a bad mail theft problem. Lucky this time.
On another note, Chris must have some kind of nuclear-powered industrial vacuum sealer.
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I made a joke the other day about putting a sealed 250 in a business envelope. I took a sealed 100 out of the mailer tonight and damn, it almost, almost could fit in a business envelope.
Quantum vacuum sealing.
Quantum vacuum sealing.
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Some kratom I got directly from Indonesia was like that, it was 800 grams but took up the room of 150.
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Yeah I used to buy from a guy in indo who used to always send super vaccuumed kilosf1vefour wrote:Some kratom I got directly from Indonesia was like that, it was 800 grams but took up the room of 150.
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I think they're not even scanning each time, now. I've never had an issue with Informed Delivery, but I'm not getting the notifications, either. I don't see the normal transfers when I pull up usps's site, either.herbalhippie wrote:My TFH order came a day early, I got ZERO text notifications I signed up for and it's been sitting in my mailbox for 6 hours. On a busy road in a town with a bad mail theft problem. Lucky this time.
On another note, Chris must have some kind of nuclear-powered industrial vacuum sealer.
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Well, not only did a ton of us get to try your product, but you were generous enough to give us time TWICE! Through all 4 phases, you offered different batches, and each time they included amazing leaf (part of the reason I had to jump every time, and made so many orders!)
You guys are helpful, generous, and care about everyone. You've been involved in the chat, and even answer the same questions repeatedly, with no hesitation.
I'm sure everyone here feels the same way I do, the same way we felt when we thought we'd cleaned you out the first time, and the event was over: I'm so grateful for everything you two have done, and amazed that you could do it all on your own! Thank you for putting so much time and effort into this. <3
You guys are helpful, generous, and care about everyone. You've been involved in the chat, and even answer the same questions repeatedly, with no hesitation.
I'm sure everyone here feels the same way I do, the same way we felt when we thought we'd cleaned you out the first time, and the event was over: I'm so grateful for everything you two have done, and amazed that you could do it all on your own! Thank you for putting so much time and effort into this. <3
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That sounds wonderful. Thanks!MikeEdoessomething wrote:Sorry, I should have been a bit more descriptive since ever vendor Red Bali is going to be different. My brief review of the Red Bali Reserve is: A nice and mellow relaxing red, not too sedating, but perfect for after work or evenings to unwind. I don't find it very sleepy at my dose size (2-3g) but its not going to keep you up if you wanted to sleep either. This strain relaxes my tension, easing the body and mind, with subtle body warmth. By helping with tension this strain helps with stress relief for me (may be different for others). GREAT pain relief, which may be its most standout trait for me. As far as mood boost, that is hard to say because I think it depends on what each person defines for mood boost and euphoric feelings. But this strain leaves me feeling calm and content, with that lovely peaceful feeling of content... **I should note that this isn't one of those strains where the effects hit you like truck.** So maybe some might say it isn't extremely potent in that regard.Laika wrote:Classic red bali effect? Could you explain?MikeEdoessomething wrote:After just getting my 2nd order today, I tested 3 new strains, and immediately got a 3rd order ready, then I saw the new strains added, included a new 30 year red bali, so I just went with 2 kilo (4 way split each).
The Red Bali Reserve is a great red bali, very classic red bali effects, wonderful pain relief.
I'm considering it for my next order.
Overall, the Red Bali Reserve is just a very well rounded strain, and hits on a variety of effects and is extremely smooth and clean feeling. Instead of very potent effects, the Red Bali Reserve effects may be subtle and a lot of the positive effects I listed are in the background (so to speak). So for some others I guess it can be easy to overlook things like mood boost or stress relief. The pain relief comes on strong and fast however, which is my main thing I'm seeking. Besides that though, the other effects do come up a little slowly, but with a steady rise that peaks around the 2 hour mark (again could be just the way it hits me). This has good steady legs with noticeable effects lasting 4-5 hours. Good for watching a movie or just hanging around the house. It didn't make me chatty or social. It was more of an overall sense of well being and peace of mind (removing pain does wonders for mental health)
Hope that helpsAnd now that I'm thinking about it, you make a good point about what I meant by classic red bali... because thinking about it just now to write the review, it was so much more than just a classic red bali effect that websites often list as generic examples ofstrain effects. TFH brings things up to a whole new level, and the Red Bali Reserve is unique in the way so many other TFH strains are. (I do think some may be slightly underwhelmed by this strain though, because of the subtle nature and not that knock-you-out potency. I prefer the clean and smooth overall effects but that may just be me)
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Mike, that's what I consider to be a "classic red Bali" too. Great description. Of course, every vendor /strain will be different, but I think the idea of a classic /textbook red Bali exists just fine. Great description, anyway. Right on point.
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How’s the white premium maeng da? Effects?
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Can we still order? It says the post was made March 1 2020. So I’m not sure if it’s still going on.
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It is but you need to read the whole first post.ZoomingKramer wrote:Can we still order? It says the post was made March 1 2020. So I’m not sure if it’s still going on.
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It's been edited to update, quite a few times.ZoomingKramer wrote:Can we still order? It says the post was made March 1 2020. So I’m not sure if it’s still going on.
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30 Year Wild Red TFH: IR-17, so far all I have read, it is the vendors favorite and it may be a little on the faster side?
Anyone else have a mini review of it they can share?
Trying to decide on cutting this out of my order and replacing with the 30 year Bali as I hope it will be heavier. Last-minute decisions, ha.
Thanks!
Anyone else have a mini review of it they can share?
Trying to decide on cutting this out of my order and replacing with the 30 year Bali as I hope it will be heavier. Last-minute decisions, ha.
Thanks!
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I've heard the Red Elephant Kali: MO-IR1 is a take a seat sedating red, I could tell you but not until tomorrow when it's delivered.goodcar wrote:30 Year Wild Red TFH: IR-17, so far all I have read, it is the vendors favorite and it may be a little on the faster side?
Anyone else have a mini review of it they can share?
Trying to decide on cutting this out of my order and replacing with the 30 year Bali as I hope it will be heavier. Last-minute decisions, ha.
Thanks!
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Hurry up, midnight!
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What happens at midnight?Jestrice2002 wrote:Hurry up, midnight!
*edit*
You are referring to ordering cutoff?
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She turns back into a pumpkin!
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Busted!IndelibleDotInk wrote:She turns back into a pumpkin!
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What can I say, I have very little willpower...f1vefour wrote:What happens at midnight?Jestrice2002 wrote:Hurry up, midnight!
*edit*
You are referring to ordering cutoff?
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I also vape and with the PMTA deadline rapidly approaching (9th) one can no longer purchase 99%+ of existing vaping equipment. I had to budget my purchases unfortunately.
If not for that I would have gotten at least 3 kilos by the time this event was over.
If not for that I would have gotten at least 3 kilos by the time this event was over.
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I have really enjoyed the deep jungle maeng da red and am a little surprised it hasnt been talked about more here. I have had it for my evening dose the last 3 nights and it has been great.goodcar wrote:30 Year Wild Red TFH: IR-17, so far all I have read, it is the vendors favorite and it may be a little on the faster side?
Anyone else have a mini review of it they can share?
Trying to decide on cutting this out of my order and replacing with the 30 year Bali as I hope it will be heavier. Last-minute decisions, ha.
Thanks!
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Really?! So, I should order another mod, too?f1vefour wrote:I also vape and with the PMTA deadline rapidly approaching (9th) one can no longer purchase 99%+ of existing vaping equipment. I had to budget my purchases unfortunately.
If not for that I would have gotten at least 3 kilos by the time this event was over.
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We are losing everything made after Feb. 15, 2007, all the mods and e-liquids.Jestrice2002 wrote: Really?! So, I should order another mod, too?What all are we losing?
Very few companies have passed the PMTA and as far as I know they are all pod devices.
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Damn, that really sucks! I've taken to making my own liquid, so I'll stock up on the ingredients. That's really too bad.f1vefour wrote:We are losing everything made after Feb. 15, 2007, all the mods and e-liquids.Jestrice2002 wrote:Really?! So, I should order another mod, too?f1vefour wrote:I also vape and with the PMTA deadline rapidly approaching (9th) one can no longer purchase 99%+ of existing vaping equipment. I had to budget my purchases unfortunately.
If not for that I would have gotten at least 3 kilos by the time this event was over.What all are we losing?
Very few companies have passed the PMTA and as far as I know they are all pod devices.
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Don't want to stuff up the thread just wanted to say one more thing as I DIY also, get as much nicotine as you can afford because it's likely we won't be able to get it after the deadline. Flavorings, PG, and VG will still be easily sourced afterwards.Jestrice2002 wrote: Damn, that really sucks! I've taken to making my own liquid, so I'll stock up on the ingredients. That's really too bad.
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Thank you!f1vefour wrote:Don't want to stuff up the thread just wanted to say one more thing as I DIY also, get as much nicotine as you can afford because it's likely we won't be able to get it after the deadline. Flavorings, PG, and VG will still be easily sourced afterwards.Jestrice2002 wrote: Damn, that really sucks! I've taken to making my own liquid, so I'll stock up on the ingredients. That's really too bad.
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Omg that is news to me. Shit, I guess I can’t keep pushing back ordering a new mod..
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It’s been my favorite white from the last few open events and I’ve tried most of them. Great mood lift etc.Seanjuan84 wrote:How’s the white premium maeng da? Effects?
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I found this forum and vendor a day late! Sad day, their menu looks on point.
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There are a lot of good vendors here with stock currently. Maybe you can catch the next TFH event.Zuvuya42 wrote:I found this forum and vendor a day late! Sad day, their menu looks on point.
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Get some via trading on our trading post, do a search for the requirements.Zuvuya42 wrote:I found this forum and vendor a day late! Sad day, their menu looks on point.
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He'd have to wait 30 days, and post 10 times.IndelibleDotInk wrote:Get some via trading on our trading post, do a search for the requirements.Zuvuya42 wrote:I found this forum and vendor a day late! Sad day, their menu looks on point.
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To get kratom from all the vendors? They have all gone private?Jestrice2002 wrote: He'd have to wait 30 days, and post 10 times.
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Trading postf1vefour wrote:To get kratom from all the vendors? They have all gone private?Jestrice2002 wrote: He'd have to wait 30 days, and post 10 times.
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Oh yeah, TFH usually goes fast there as well.Jestrice2002 wrote:Trading postf1vefour wrote:To get kratom from all the vendors? They have all gone private?Jestrice2002 wrote: He'd have to wait 30 days, and post 10 times.
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f1vefour wrote:Pretty standard for USPS to run late by at least a day, I just hope mine makes it to the other side of Louisiana before this hurricane severely slows things down.
Hey another Louisiana person, how did y'all fare, we're North Louisana?
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I'm actually in Florida, that's what I meant by the other side.eddiemandy1 wrote:f1vefour wrote:Pretty standard for USPS to run late by at least a day, I just hope mine makes it to the other side of Louisiana before this hurricane severely slows things down.
Hey another Louisiana person, how did y'all fare, we're North Louisana?
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f1vefour wrote:I'm actually in Florida, that's what I meant by the other side.eddiemandy1 wrote:f1vefour wrote:Pretty standard for USPS to run late by at least a day, I just hope mine makes it to the other side of Louisiana before this hurricane severely slows things down.
Hey another Louisiana person, how did y'all fare, we're North Louisana?
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Good Morning!
When is the next ordering cycle?
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It’s slated for 2022Kallico wrote:Good Morning!When is the next ordering cycle?