TFH: 30 Year Wild Red Hangat Hulu: IR9A3-R

[elbandito88]

This is an absolute gem of a strain. Harvested from the same area as the recent 30 year jade Hulu (but with a different cure,) this is a warmer, more relief filled blast of happiness.

Pain relief, solid energy and amazing mood are what this strain brings along. As good as TFH has been this year, it’s amazing that they are so consistent in quality. As I’ve stated before, the current run they are on is pretty incredible.

This is what I would definitely call a daytime red (at least, in my experience.) I’m currently enjoying a burn of this as I wake up from my Turkey Day coma. A warm glow fills my entire body as I sit here with a smile.

Highly recommended if you need a jolt of happiness, relief and sustained energy during the holiday season.

Fantastic Kratom.

[Kelleytoons]

Yeah, this kind of blows my "that was the last order for the year" that I made two days ago.

But - can't pass this stuff up.

[elbandito88]

Yeah, this kind of blows my "that was the last order for the year" that I made two days ago.

But - can't pass this stuff up.

I know the feeling! This will definitely make that one more order worth it, though.

[Ktom]

Once you pop.......you just can’t stop!

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about TFH FOMO, I would buy more kratom, lol.

[Roofdog]

Yeah, this kind of blows my "that was the last order for the year" that I made two days ago.

But - can't pass this stuff up.

I know the feeling! This will definitely make that one more order worth it, though.

Just put my order in. Thanks elbandito88 lol

[Arob1000]

I’ll grab some of this, just gotta find a few more to fill up my split kg!

[Arob1000]

Has anyone else tried this yet or still waiting on packs to arrive ?

[Roofdog]

Has anyone else tried this yet or still waiting on packs to arrive ?

Mine is in the mail my friend. Cant wait. Supposedly going to be here tomorrow!!

[Kelleytoons]

Mine should be here Friday but it will most likely take until Saturday before I can try it (since I have to make it into capsules).

I also ordered 500 grams but will only be making 250 of it. Unless it's like, the best ever, I will most likely put the other bag on TP (I'm not sure what I was thinking in order two bags - in my present rotation 250 grams will last me almost exactly 13 years, which is longer than I will live).

[Roofdog]

Mine should be here Friday but it will most likely take until Saturday before I can try it (since I have to make it into capsules).

I also ordered 500 grams but will only be making 250 of it. Unless it's like, the best ever, I will most likely put the other bag on TP (I'm not sure what I was thinking in order two bags - in my present rotation 250 grams will last me almost exactly 13 years, which is longer than I will live).

How do you know you wont last 13 more years? Maybe you will go another 20 years!! Who will be the heir to your giant stash? Just wondering if I could be your long lost grandchild!!

[Kelleytoons]

Without getting into details, my family has about 9-12 years - take my word on it.

No regrets, no sadness. I'm amazed my family has gone on THIS long, with THIS much happiness.

(And, sorry, but I have four grandkids ahead of you in line. Not that they want any kratom, but you'll have to convince them to give you the leftovers :>).

[Roofdog]

Without getting into details, my family has about 9-12 years - take my word on it.

No regrets, no sadness. I'm amazed my family has gone on THIS long, with THIS much happiness.

(And, sorry, but I have four grandkids ahead of you in line. Not that they want any kratom, but you'll have to convince them to give you the leftovers :>).

Well I hope you get evey last bit of that. Enjoy your family and tennis!!

[Kelleytoons]

Thanks - I DO enjoy my life (and I'm playing tennis in about two hours and hopefully I will enjoy that - as long as I play well I enjoy myself, win or lose).

And, to bring this back on point, kratom has helped with both of those things tremendously. And being able to sample such things as the title of this thread is one of the true joys in my life. I'm glad I lived this long to discover this wonderfulness.

[Arob1000]

Let me know what you guys think. I'm waiting to place my order but was also considering ordering a few bags to fill out a kg...

[Kelleytoons]

There's truly a TON of great choices (looking at their current menu when my order arrives Friday I will have almost 100% of all the reds and whites they still have more than 100 gram bags left for - and some they don't) and about 2/3 of their greens (I'm not as big a fan of greens). There is SO much you can choose and almost can't go wrong.

[Kelleytoons]

Okay, got my order today (two days ahead of schedule) so with any luck I can try this one tomorrow (got rained out of tennis so there is a SLIM possibility I can make the capsules tonight).

[mivanqua]

There's truly a TON of great choices (looking at their current menu when my order arrives Friday I will have almost 100% of all the reds and whites they still have more than 100 gram bags left for - and some they don't) and about 2/3 of their greens (I'm not as big a fan of greens). There is SO much you can choose and almost can't go wrong.

Damn you really DID go off! Hahaha! That is bordering on "forklift" order. Haha!

[Kelleytoons]

Yeah - it was a case of "this is the LAST order of the year". "Okay, no THIS is the last order" until I ran out of money <g>.

There are a handful left I am leaving just in case they release something I MUST have and need some to fill out the kilo. But for now I have all I think I ever wanted (and a ton more).

[Roofdog]

My order will be in my mailbox when I get home today. I will try it then and again first thing in the morning. Cant wait. Hope the excitement doesnt kill the burn...lol

[uspatriot995]

This is slapping. Extremely good. Not just to stoke FOMO, but this one is quite special. Very potent, for me a mid to mid upper red with warmth and delight and some bodily feels. This is a gem. Git some. Git melted y'all.

EDIT: This batch is some of the best I have ever had. I'm almost a couple hours in and z00ted. Fastly.

[Kelleytoons]

I'm not sure I want to be "zooted" (or even, especially, what it means). But I did make it up into capsules today and will have some this evening.

(Do I need to dress for it? I don't even have zoot suit anymore).

[Roofdog]

Took my first dose of this after work (2nd to last burn of the day). This kicked in about 20min after I took it. Very strong and clean burn. Warm and energetic, daytime red for me. Good pain relief. Im remodling part of my house and felt no pain working. Wonderful batch. Going to take it as my first dose tomorrow morning. Take care and have a great night all!!

Wow this is a kick a$$ batch, if you like the jade hulu gotta jump on this one. This is a very happy full body burn. I'm smiling at 5am. That usually doesn't happen. Thanks again elbandito88 for the recommendation on this one. Have a great day everyone!!

[Kelleytoons]

Yes, I took it last night (as per usual, about an hour before I go to bed) and... I was ZOOTED!

Which, at around 2.3 grams, was pretty nice. I might try this one a little earlier in the evening (it's tough because on the diet I'm on there are really only two times to consume my fav powder - once first thing in the morning - when I don't want a red - and once late after I've eaten dinner).

[Arob1000]

Yes, I took it last night (as per usual, about an hour before I go to bed) and... I was ZOOTED!

Which, at around 2.3 grams, was pretty nice. I might try this one a little earlier in the evening (it's tough because on the diet I'm on there are really only two times to consume my fav powder - once first thing in the morning - when I don't want a red - and once late after I've eaten dinner).

Ok fine, I guess I’ll get 2 bags

Can we please stop saying zooted (I know you used it ironically). Bring back bad memories of my brother and his high school friends excessive partying

[Kelleytoons]

Sorry - honestly, I don't even know that that term means (but it sounds funny so I used it :>).

I did buy two bags of the Hangat, but I'm not so sure one won't end up on the TP anyway. It's just VERY hard for me to see ever taking more than 500 capsules in my (limited) lifetime. But - no hurry, at least (during my last TP outing I sold all but TFH White 544 - a shame, really, as it's a *really* good white. I should ask Chris if it ever made the menu, as I might have bought it again :>).

[uspatriot995]

I'm not sure I want to be "zooted" (or even, especially, what it means). But I did make it up into capsules today and will have some this evening.

(Do I need to dress for it? I don't even have zoot suit anymore).

You'd love it. Zooted is not a reference to the Zoot Suit riots of 1943. It's a state of mind, brother.

Zooted means it's highly effective, plus plus.

[uspatriot995]

Yes, I took it last night (as per usual, about an hour before I go to bed) and... I was ZOOTED!

Which, at around 2.3 grams, was pretty nice. I might try this one a little earlier in the evening (it's tough because on the diet I'm on there are really only two times to consume my fav powder - once first thing in the morning - when I don't want a red - and once late after I've eaten dinner).

Bro! You got zooted! Yes, indeed. That's what I'm screaming about.

[uspatriot995]

Yes, I took it last night (as per usual, about an hour before I go to bed) and... I was ZOOTED!

Which, at around 2.3 grams, was pretty nice. I might try this one a little earlier in the evening (it's tough because on the diet I'm on there are really only two times to consume my fav powder - once first thing in the morning - when I don't want a red - and once late after I've eaten dinner).

Ok fine, I guess I’ll get 2 bags

Can we please stop saying zooted (I know you used it ironically). Bring back bad memories of my brother and his high school friends excessive partying

I am unable and unwilling to stop saying ZOOTED. Sorry bout your memories though.

On another note, I wonder if this is 709? Anyone know?

[Kelleytoons]

I doubt it - I though 709 was "meh" (and I tried it three times).

But you never know - SO many things are SO different at different times.

[Kelleytoons]

Plus considering that 707 (which nearly everyone agreed on and Chris said WOULD make the menu) hasn't made it yet. So VERY unlikely this was 709.

[Arob1000]

All good, I just hear it in the voice of a stoned 16yr old every time you say it. Placed my order, snagged 2 bags of this and the Killer K and Wild Green Hulu Kapuas.

[elbandito88]

Took my first dose of this after work (2nd to last burn of the day). This kicked in about 20min after I took it. Very strong and clean burn. Warm and energetic, daytime red for me. Good pain relief. Im remodling part of my house and felt no pain working. Wonderful batch. Going to take it as my first dose tomorrow morning. Take care and have a great night all!!

Wow this is a kick a$$ batch, if you like the jade hulu gotta jump on this one. This is a very happy full body burn. I'm smiling at 5am. That usually doesn't happen. Thanks again elbandito88 for the recommendation on this one. Have a great day everyone!!

Very good descriptions on this one. Glad you’re enjoying it

[uspatriot995]

All good, I just hear it in the voice of a stoned 16yr old every time you say it. Placed my order, snagged 2 bags of this and the Killer K and Wild Green Hulu Kapuas.

There is a stoned 16 year old in my spirit, waiting to be released, zooted proper--burning this Red Hangat Hulu.

In my thoughts, I have seen, rings of smoke through the trees...

[uspatriot995]

Plus considering that 707 (which nearly everyone agreed on and Chris said WOULD make the menu) hasn't made it yet. So VERY unlikely this was 709.

Right. And I've burned and love the 707 a good bit and the Red Hangat is definitely not 707. So if it's not 709 either, it's something else. I believe Chris did mention something about "long awaited" addition to the menu or something as such.

[MikeEdoessomething]

Plus considering that 707 (which nearly everyone agreed on and Chris said WOULD make the menu) hasn't made it yet. So VERY unlikely this was 709.

Right. And I've burned and love the 707 a good bit and the Red Hangat is definitely not 707. So if it's not 709 either, it's something else. I believe Chris did mention something about "long awaited" addition to the menu or something as such.

There was a Red I tested a few weeks ago that was the most energetic red I've ever had. I even mentioned that in my survey review that is felt almost like a white. I was wired from it but in a good way

I think, but may not remember it correctly, that it was Red 711 (but again I may be off in my memory).

[Kelleytoons]

I didn't like 711 at all (I test the three - 707,709,711 and 707 was the only one that impressed).

[MikeEdoessomething]

I didn't like 711 at all (I test the three - 707,709,711 and 707 was the only one that impressed).

Yeah I wasn't sure if the one I tested (711 I believe) was even a Red. I liked it but it was very stimulating for me

I also LOVE the 707 one. I bought 2 bags of it already lol

Kelley, if you ever want to try some Vintage TFH leaf, I'll send you some samples. No charge, just as a pay-it-forward type of early Christmas gesture. I also cap all my father's kratom so I understand the struggle of making capsules...I make him the 000 size caps because when I didn't the smaller ones I felt like all I did was make pills

[Kelleytoons]

Kelley, if you ever want to try some Vintage TFH leaf, I'll send you some samples. No charge, just as a pay-it-forward type of early Christmas gesture. I also cap all my father's kratom so I understand the struggle of making capsules...I make him the 000 size caps because when I didn't the smaller ones I felt like all I did was make pills

Thanks for the offer - if I remember about it next year perhaps I'll take you up on it. In the meantime I just have WAY too much kratom to ever try what I have in 250 gram bags, let alone the dozens of samples I have (when I sold some TFH I put some samples there but it just reminded me of how MANY samples I have and I was SMH).

I can't take larger than the 00 capsules - even those sometimes get "stuck". Plus they make an easy measurement (since they are nearly always almost exactly .5 when I fill them - so for 2.5 I just take five). Larger capsules would pretty well screw up any measurements I could do even if I *could* swallow them (when I look online it seems like 000 capsules hold about 1 gram - so I'd normally have to take 2 1/2 of them :>).

I DO spend a lot of time making pills - but it's so second nature to me now that I usually just put on a movie or other TV show and spend little time actually looking down.

[Badgame85]

Add another "my last order was my last order of the year" failure here. Gonna fill up a split k and snag this too lol.

Ya know I've tried to stay off here for a few weeks, because I know if I'm on here, then I'm gonna buy something. Never fails...

[Roofdog]

I hear you, my wife is asking me if Im going to start a shop....lol