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Happy Friday fellow Kratomites

Hey! How goes?! Totes diggin' the new digs! Kudos to the architects and shepherds of the great migration. I hope everyone is safe and well and staying out of trouble (mostly lol). Whatcha got going on this weekend?

I have a lot of compost to haul and earth to till and potatoes and greens and whatsits to help plant. I am getting tired just thinking about it. And the sore muscles after. sigh if only there were something that could help. I think I read about an animal or vegetable or mineral or something... wait...nooo....oh a plant! It's a plant!

Has anybody ever heard of a plant that can provide energy, mood lift, relaxation, and safer pain relief than opioids? Something relatively affordable and accessible.

Nah... nvm... if there were something that gave people relief and the ability to self-manage their health for increased quality of life the gov't would prolly have their grubby little paws all up in it like the mary-wanna hahaha...ha...hmmm...I must have dreamt it.

I guess I'll get a case of red bull and a handle of whiskey. Maybe stop off for a pack of smokes and some White Castle on the way home

<3 DB

(edited for wurds not speld rite)

DB!!!! So happy to see you!

I'm just popping in for that brief 2 minutes I have at work between beating my head against the wall and contemplating suicide by coffee overdose.

herbalhippie wrote:DB!!!! So happy to see you!

I'm just popping in for that brief 2 minutes I have at work between beating my head against the wall and contemplating suicide by coffee overdose.

Hippie! Love what you've done with the place! If you go the latter route make sure you tell everybody what you really think of them on the way out. But seriously no, don't do that because we would be sad and cry miss you and they'd blame it on yellow kratom. Don't be a statistic, hippie.

Wait. Is it Friday the freaking 13th? How the hell did that happen?

herbalhippie wrote:Wait. Is it Friday the freaking 13th? How the hell did that happen?

Shhhh... It's just a Friday like any other Friday. But stay away from any Crystal Lakes. I'd say sharpen your machete but I'm sure you always keep yours properly maintained.

bubbles wrote:

herbalhippie wrote:Wait. Is it Friday the freaking 13th? How the hell did that happen?

Shhhh... It's just a Friday like any other Friday. But stay away from any Crystal Lakes. I'd say sharpen your machete but I'm sure you always keep yours properly maintained.

I keep all my weapons in excellent condition.

Hi guys. Hippie, I'm at work too. Ugh, and it's so pretty outside!

DB, glad to see you stopping by! Sounds like you need a good white vein to kick it in gear and get that gardening done!

MetalMamaRocks wrote:Hi guys. Hippie, I'm at work too. Ugh, and it's so pretty outside!

DB, glad to see you stopping by! Sounds like you need a good white vein to kick it in gear and get that gardening done!

Hi! Glad to see you too!

It's nice out but not that nice. I mean whatever it's not even that great. What time do you work till? I heard that the nicest part of the day is going to be ten minutes after that so you're not even missing the best part of today

I have a rva white Bali and botanical bunny white bent that are both seductively eyeing me. Decisions, decisions

I was going to come home and no nothing, read a book maybe. Stopped by the store on the way home from work and got a text from a customer, needs 2 jars of the pain rub I make, stat. Just got done making it, it takes a bit over an hour to make 10 jars. It was worth it, I love the headspace that making herbal potions puts me into.

herbalhippie wrote:I was going to come home and no nothing, read a book maybe. Stopped by the store on the way home from work and got a text from a customer, needs 2 jars of the pain rub I make, stat. Just got done making it, it takes a bit over an hour to make 10 jars. It was worth it, I love the headspace that making herbal potions puts me into.

Ohhhh... You're like a witch doctor too. Is it more potent if made on Friday the 13th?

bubbles wrote:

herbalhippie wrote:I was going to come home and no nothing, read a book maybe. Stopped by the store on the way home from work and got a text from a customer, needs 2 jars of the pain rub I make, stat. Just got done making it, it takes a bit over an hour to make 10 jars. It was worth it, I love the headspace that making herbal potions puts me into.

Ohhhh... You're like a witch doctor too. Is it more potent if made on Friday the 13th?

Yes, and especially during a Mercury Retrograde! Which is over Sunday. Thank god.

Herbalhippie i didn't realize you were an herbalist--me too! Wait...a little light just went off in my head -- we might have talked about this over on Mewe. Anyway, yes--love herbs too

Hey bubbles! I completely forgot it was Friday the 13th. I might need to do a horror movie marathon tonight.

"Bubbles", huh? Why am I thinking of a stripper hopping out of a birthday cake? lol

WotAnAtti2d wrote:"Bubbles", huh? Why am I thinking of a stripper hopping out of a birthday cake? lol

hahaha because that's how you think lol and that's part of your charm

e_poison wrote:Hey bubbles! I completely forgot it was Friday the 13th. I might need to do a horror movie marathon tonight.

ikr! and then Hippie's over there brewing potions and shit

Whatcha gonna watch? What's your favs? Have you seen the 2000-something movie of Steven King's The Mist? Dude wants to watch Salem's lot later.

AngelHippie wrote:Herbalhippie i didn't realize you were an herbalist--me too! Wait...a little light just went off in my head -- we might have talked about this over on Mewe. Anyway, yes--love herbs too

We talked about it *somewhere* at some time. I think. lol

bubbles wrote:

herbalhippie wrote:DB!!!! So happy to see you!

I'm just popping in for that brief 2 minutes I have at work between beating my head against the wall and contemplating suicide by coffee overdose.

Hippie! Love what you've done with the place! If you go the latter route make sure you tell everybody what you really think of them on the way out. But seriously no, don't do that because we would be sad and cry miss you and they'd blame it on yellow kratom. Don't be a statistic, hippie.

So glad you made it. Welcome and all that sappy stuff.

hahaha because that's how you think lol and that's part of your charm

You're just working me for the next batch of cookies, huh?

BlendsAreMyFriends wrote: So glad you made it. Welcome and all that sappy stuff.

Thanks and more mushy stuff

WotAnAtti2d wrote:

hahaha because that's how you think lol and that's part of your charm

You're just working me for the next batch of cookies, huh?

Me? Whaaa? But if you're sharing cookies...I mean yeah I like cookies