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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Here we are again
So I can eat fifty eggs
Life's funny like that
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Simple kindness hi
Seems like it's been forever
So how have you been
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Frayed edged fair ticket
Can I please have four hot dogs?
Daddy smiles bless him.
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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bolabeenz wrote:Simple kindness hi
Seems like it's been forever
So how have you been
Bowls are full of Soul
A plate makes mortals heroes
Thank you for the soup
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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You bought a Black child
Your White money gets them fast
She'll grow to hate you
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Gloaming unceasing
Twilight hinting of the night
Yearning for the dawn
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Gravity loves us
Longing for menage a trois
In a weightless dream
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Money more money
Puppies kitties and cuties
Lonely life of faith
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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The perfect country
I am I am I am I
Dying alone now
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

Post by Kaitlanfutbol »

This is a favorite poem of mine though it's not a haiku

"Water"
-Yoko Ono.


This is also one of my favorite non haiku poems.

"For sale. Baby Shoes. Never worn."
-Ernest Hemingway
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Ill winds are blowing
Strap your thinking caps on tight
If you can find it
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Out of the ether
The truth you don't want to know
We are all cowards
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Sky's grey darkness still
Lingers Clouds begin to lift
Only to repeat
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Multiple timelines
Alternate futures maybe
Why can't we go back?
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Slowly step by step
Noses lips against the glass
Gals and gents showtime
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Yippee here I sit
Eating chocolate chip cookies
Home made freshly baked
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Well well well...well well
well...well well well, well well well
Well?... Well, well well well
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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You guys are the shit.
Gasp, good writers in here.
Wanna do it too.
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Visions crystal Clear
Pain immobility Pain
Unable to, ACT
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Immobility
Past present haunts endlessly
Future change Future

Immobility no change
Past Present endless future
Haunted endlessly
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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While I'm frozen in
she's out there somewhere dying
Full of life really
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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out living she is
Given up inside I am
love does not conquer
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Oh Lord, you torture
Coming back from all that way
Hawaii football
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Ate the chili dogs,
Drank up the soda gulp gulp,
How come get heartburn?
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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https://www.civilbeat.org/neighborhood-haiku-2020/

sorta haikus based on the numbers in your zip code
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Thanks for that link IndelibleDotInk!
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Take me for a walk
I'll wear your love like a glove
You sweet devil you
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Good bye flatulence
Farewell banal emptiness
Go mother fucker
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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What the f**k is this?
I’m perplexed to say what is
Time passes through it
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Don't remember me
Burn everything when I'm gone
Footprints swept away
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Your mother did what ?
Yes and she watched it all too
I don't believe you
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Leaving is so hard
A child's fear where will I go
Help me Ancestors
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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As pandemic strikes
Everyone wants stimulus
Time to get a job
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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I will make some soup
Eventually I’ll poop
Then I’ll eat Kratom
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Baby boy was born
How did such a miracle
Come to fruition
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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what happened to you?
nothing, back to my old self
hmm...? must be me then
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Recess quiet time
Now still thy flapping gums
Dissociate
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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As I am pressed on
I withdraw from the cold shell
What the fuck is that?
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Can it get any
Stranger that's what we've become
miss togetherness
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Re: Nothing but Haikus

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Infinity pool
Dewy warm treading water
I'm falling behind
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