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WeAllFloatHere7
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Quick Smiley Time Review-New Red Batches

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I haven't really gotten to try much new leaf lately (planning a wedding and a lack of money make it difficult to get new ones lol) but my fiance wanted to order some reds from Smiley on his last sale, so I indulged some Christmas money and picked up a few bags for me. I haven't had time to really detail my experiences, but I did get a chance to type these up. I hope they are helpful!

Red Bali:
Pain-8.5/10
Speed-SLOW
Moodlift-9/10
Anxiety Relief-8/10
Legs-7.5/10
Overall-8.75/10

This is a BANGER. Best batch of Red Bali he has had in a VERY long time. A must try for my pals who like heavy green reds

Red Horn:
Pain-8/10
Speed-SLOW
Moodlift-8.5/10
Anxiety Relief-8/10
Legs-7/10
Overall-8.5/10

Another VERY solid red from Smiley. Not quite as hard hitting as the Red Bali reviewed above, but still A+ quality. Absoluetly love it, and bonus if blending with Red Bali (go a little heavier on the Bali than the horn). I'm on that blend right now and for the forseeable future, this will be my night time blend. Absolutely amazing 9/10 blend.

Premium Red Nanga:
Pain-7.5/10
Speed-slow
Moodlift-7.5/10
Anxiety Relief-8/10
Legs-8/10
Overall-7.75/10

Solid, but didn't blow me away like some of the previous batches. I have found though, that it works very well in daytime blends. Blended it with some Lucky Green MD and that was beyond stellar. I think this one is best reserved for slowing down a mid or fast green and adding some body warmth to it.

I also have the new Red Bali 2.0 but I haven't taken it enough to really get a proper feel for it (honestly I've just been vibing with the regular Bali and Nanga too hard to want to give another shot) but off the few times I have taken it, its a good 7.5-8 slow red.

Overall if you're looking for some slow night time reds, the Red Horn and Red Bali are the way to go. Some of his best batches in the last few years.
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Re: Quick Smiley Time Review-New Red Batches

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Just tried the Red Bali and the Red Nanga from STH. The Red Bali is clearly the winner. It’s almost certainly best one I’ve had. The pain relief and relaxation(not sedating) are really there. Couldn’t recommend the Red Bali enough.
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Re: Quick Smiley Time Review-New Red Batches

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IndependentLaw wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 2:04 pm Just tried the Red Bali and the Red Nanga from STH. The Red Bali is clearly the winner. It’s almost certainly best one I’ve had. The pain relief and relaxation(not sedating) are really there. Couldn’t recommend the Red Bali enough.
I've tried Green Glow, Green Riau, Red Smile, Red Bali from STH? I want to order more because I only bought a few 125g bags to test them out. Not sure what to pick a lot of different options on there any recommendations?
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Re: Quick Smiley Time Review-New Red Batches

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Blue flame, sunset , dragon fire 2.0, premium Red maeng da and premium Red Kali , og green Kali , green riua..
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Re: Quick Smiley Time Review-New Red Batches

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WeAllFloatHere7 wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:47 pm

Red Horn:
Pain-8/10
Speed-SLOW
Moodlift-8.5/10
Anxiety Relief-8/10
Legs-7/10
Overall-8.5/10

Another VERY solid red from Smiley. Not quite as hard hitting as the Red Bali reviewed above, but still A+ quality. Absoluetly love it, and bonus if blending with Red Bali (go a little heavier on the Bali than the horn). I'm on that blend right now and for the forseeable future, this will be my night time blend. Absolutely amazing 9/10 blend.

Premium Red Nanga:
Pain-7.5/10
Speed-slow
Moodlift-7.5/10
Anxiety Relief-8/10
Legs-8/10
Overall-7.75/10

Solid, but didn't blow me away like some of the previous batches. I have found though, that it works very well in daytime blends. Blended it with some Lucky Green MD and that was beyond stellar. I think this one is best reserved for slowing down a mid or fast green and adding some body warmth to it.

I also have the new Red Bali 2.0 but I haven't taken it enough to really get a proper feel for it (honestly I've just been vibing with the regular Bali and Nanga too hard to want to give another shot)
I'm just curious why ur "Vibing" with the nanga so hard when u gave red horn a better review? Just trying to decide which to get. Next order. Haven't heard much about the horn or nanga. But I prefer reds.
I just got 25 oz. From smiley.today. so I havent tried much. Just took super green smile
But I had 14 reds in my 25. Only like 4 greens. The rest were red gold yellow green blends. Mostly all red heavy
Hell...heres what I got
I'd like everyones opinions :)

Red aceh-. R. Borneo.-drag fire 2.0-red smile-red glow-emerald eleph-red samarinda-green Supreme- prem red kali- choc bent- super red MD jong kong- orange glow-red dragon- dragon milk- pink bali- monster mash- dark eleph- super green smile-blood moon-golden red-bentley-wild fire red kapuas-sec. Smile- mean green
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Re: Quick Smiley Time Review-New Red Batches

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Valikth wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:26 pm
WeAllFloatHere7 wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:47 pm

Red Horn:
Pain-8/10
Speed-SLOW
Moodlift-8.5/10
Anxiety Relief-8/10
Legs-7/10
Overall-8.5/10

Another VERY solid red from Smiley. Not quite as hard hitting as the Red Bali reviewed above, but still A+ quality. Absoluetly love it, and bonus if blending with Red Bali (go a little heavier on the Bali than the horn). I'm on that blend right now and for the forseeable future, this will be my night time blend. Absolutely amazing 9/10 blend.

Premium Red Nanga:
Pain-7.5/10
Speed-slow
Moodlift-7.5/10
Anxiety Relief-8/10
Legs-8/10
Overall-7.75/10

Solid, but didn't blow me away like some of the previous batches. I have found though, that it works very well in daytime blends. Blended it with some Lucky Green MD and that was beyond stellar. I think this one is best reserved for slowing down a mid or fast green and adding some body warmth to it.

I also have the new Red Bali 2.0 but I haven't taken it enough to really get a proper feel for it (honestly I've just been vibing with the regular Bali and Nanga too hard to want to give another shot)
I'm just curious why ur "Vibing" with the nanga so hard when u gave red horn a better review? Just trying to decide which to get. Next order. Haven't heard much about the horn or nanga. But I prefer reds.
I just got 25 oz. From smiley.today. so I havent tried much. Just took super green smile
But I had 14 reds in my 25. Only like 4 greens. The rest were red gold yellow green blends. Mostly all red heavy
Hell...heres what I got
I'd like everyones opinions :)

Red aceh-. R. Borneo.-drag fire 2.0-red smile-red glow-emerald eleph-red samarinda-green Supreme- prem red kali- choc bent- super red MD jong kong- orange glow-red dragon- dragon milk- pink bali- monster mash- dark eleph- super green smile-blood moon-golden red-bentley-wild fire red kapuas-sec. Smile- mean green
Just a heads up in case you didn't realize, this thread/review is from 11 months ago, Smileys batch's rotate extremely fast anyway, there is no chance the same batches/harvests are available almost a year later. Not saying current offerings aren't good(haven't bought from Smiley in a while), Smiley has definitely had some bangers over the years
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