TFH - Hat Eater Edition
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:08 am
So, about a month ago I made a post as a non-believer of TFH. I had seen their business model before back in the day and I thought for sure that it would turn out to be a bunch of big hype, with little to nothing to show for it. That changed today. Two of these were provided as samples from a friend. The Classic Green Bali I received today as my first real purchase.
Classic White Maeng Da - 6/10
This would have been rated a ton higher, but it ended up giving me a pretty bad panic attack twice. This was (I'm fairly certain) due to my sensitivity to fast strains. I did really enjoy the energy it gave though. I had to watch someones kid for a day while they were away and it made it a breeze. Must have ran 10 miles around the house by the end of the day. Euphoria wasn't all too present, but still, great kratom. A teaspoon or less is all thats needed!
Red Muna - 8/10
On to this one. It had all the hallmarks of a good red (sedating,anxiolytic and euphoric) with none of the weird grogginess or dissociative effects that can come with them. I had a good bit of social energy on it too, which was a bit shocking as most reds tend to make me a bit anti-social. This, like the Classic White Maeng Da, is very high quality leaf, from both a potency and effects stand point. Less is indeed more.
Classic Green Bali - 9/10
The last and favorite of my tastings so far has got to be the Classic Green Bali. Man, oh man. I'm writing this coming off of a burn from it and it was a wonderful experience. Awesome mood lift,incredibly smooth feeling - well rounded in all sense of the word. A blanket of warmth and comfort. Maybe one of the most sedating greens I've tried! I'd like to refer to this strain as a "rainy day strain" because it makes you want to curl up in some covers and watch a documentary or movie. Very happy about this one for sure.
I not only tip my hat to you TFH, I will now also eat it. Happily proven wrong
Classic White Maeng Da - 6/10
This would have been rated a ton higher, but it ended up giving me a pretty bad panic attack twice. This was (I'm fairly certain) due to my sensitivity to fast strains. I did really enjoy the energy it gave though. I had to watch someones kid for a day while they were away and it made it a breeze. Must have ran 10 miles around the house by the end of the day. Euphoria wasn't all too present, but still, great kratom. A teaspoon or less is all thats needed!
Red Muna - 8/10
On to this one. It had all the hallmarks of a good red (sedating,anxiolytic and euphoric) with none of the weird grogginess or dissociative effects that can come with them. I had a good bit of social energy on it too, which was a bit shocking as most reds tend to make me a bit anti-social. This, like the Classic White Maeng Da, is very high quality leaf, from both a potency and effects stand point. Less is indeed more.
Classic Green Bali - 9/10
The last and favorite of my tastings so far has got to be the Classic Green Bali. Man, oh man. I'm writing this coming off of a burn from it and it was a wonderful experience. Awesome mood lift,incredibly smooth feeling - well rounded in all sense of the word. A blanket of warmth and comfort. Maybe one of the most sedating greens I've tried! I'd like to refer to this strain as a "rainy day strain" because it makes you want to curl up in some covers and watch a documentary or movie. Very happy about this one for sure.
I not only tip my hat to you TFH, I will now also eat it. Happily proven wrong