Dirty Paws | Most Blends Didn't Make It. These Four Did.
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2026 6:18 pm
THE SPECIAL RESERVE IS LIVE.
Nicholas J. Pants here. We've been quiet for a bit -- but not idle.
Introducing the Dirty Paws Special Reserve: four hand-blended botanicals, jar-exclusive, plain leaf, no extracts, no 7-OH, lab-tested by Murray-Brown Laboratories. Every blend is 50/50, hand-filled in amber glass, and paw-selected by me personally.
EMBER | $19.99 / 50g
Red Bali and Green Jongkong in equal measure. Red Bali is the softest red in our lineup -- mellow and unhurried. Jongkong is earthy and grounded. Together: warm, settling, end-of-day. The botanical equivalent of a fire burning down to coals.
BLACK MAENG DA | $19.99 / 50g
Red and Green Maeng Da, equal parts. The red grounds, the green lifts, and what comes out is genuine balance. Not sedating, not sharp -- steady and functional all day.
GOLDEN PAW | $19.99 / 50g
Yellow Horn and White Maeng Da. Yellow Horn's warmth takes the edge off the White without dulling the lift. Bright, smooth, morning-forward.
SILVER MOON | $19.99 / 50g
Super Green Malay and White Horn. The most purposeful blend in the lineup -- clear, focused, sharp. Cool where Ember is warm.
2-JAR SETS | $35.99
Ember + Silver Moon (the evening pair) or Black Maeng Da + Golden Paw (the daytime pair).
THE COMPLETE COLLECTION | $60
All four jars. $20 off versus buying individually. Father's Day is June 21st. Just saying. Buy it as a gift and reply to this thread -- I'll send you 20% off your next order.
COAs available on request. Plain leaf only. Always.
Forum code: DoubleM10 -- 10% off any order.
→ Shop at dirtypawskratom.com
Questions here or by text/email -- we answer everything.
Introducing the Dirty Paws Special Reserve: four hand-blended botanicals, jar-exclusive, plain leaf, no extracts, no 7-OH, lab-tested by Murray-Brown Laboratories. Every blend is 50/50, hand-filled in amber glass, and paw-selected by me personally.
EMBER | $19.99 / 50g
Red Bali and Green Jongkong in equal measure. Red Bali is the softest red in our lineup -- mellow and unhurried. Jongkong is earthy and grounded. Together: warm, settling, end-of-day. The botanical equivalent of a fire burning down to coals.
BLACK MAENG DA | $19.99 / 50g
Red and Green Maeng Da, equal parts. The red grounds, the green lifts, and what comes out is genuine balance. Not sedating, not sharp -- steady and functional all day.
GOLDEN PAW | $19.99 / 50g
Yellow Horn and White Maeng Da. Yellow Horn's warmth takes the edge off the White without dulling the lift. Bright, smooth, morning-forward.
SILVER MOON | $19.99 / 50g
Super Green Malay and White Horn. The most purposeful blend in the lineup -- clear, focused, sharp. Cool where Ember is warm.
2-JAR SETS | $35.99
Ember + Silver Moon (the evening pair) or Black Maeng Da + Golden Paw (the daytime pair).
THE COMPLETE COLLECTION | $60
All four jars. $20 off versus buying individually. Father's Day is June 21st. Just saying. Buy it as a gift and reply to this thread -- I'll send you 20% off your next order.
COAs available on request. Plain leaf only. Always.
Forum code: DoubleM10 -- 10% off any order.
→ Shop at dirtypawskratom.com
Questions here or by text/email -- we answer everything.
