Double M Herbals NICKY HERE. STILL A DOG. STILL TYPING.
We're Balling Out: $60 Kilos + Christmas Ornaments You'll Actually Use 
Right. Christmas special running until December 25th. After that? Over. Done. Finito.
KILOS: $60 ← CLICK THIS
Normally $90. That's $30 you can spend on literally anything else. A nice dinner. Socks. More kratom from us, honestly.
Once Christmas hits, they're back to $90. This isn't a rolling sale. This is it.
CHRISTMAS BALL ORNAMENT SET ← AND THIS80g total. Four ornaments. Four strains.
Red, White, Green, Yellow. Each ball contains 20g of the corresponding strain:
• Green Maeng Da
• Red Maeng Da
• White Maeng Da
• Yellow Horn
Hang them on the tree. Give as gifts. Use as a sampler. It's genuinely clever and we're quite proud of it.
[See picture] – They look fantastic. High-quality kratom. Actual ornaments. Works as decoration and introduction to what we do.
WHY THIS MATTERS
We're small. We're family-run. We care about quality because we actually use this stuff.
No gimmicks. No extracts. No 7OH nonsense. Just good, clean kratom at a price that doesn't insult your intelligence.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING
December 25th. That's it. After Christmas, kilos go back to $90 and we all return to normal life.
Stock up now. Gift the ornament set. Do both. I'm a dog, not a financial advisor, but this seems obvious.
GET THEM HERE
DirtyPawsKratom.com | DirtyPawsBotanicals.com
QUESTIONS?[email protected]
—Nicky
(My typing has improved marginally)
